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PERSON.CFC
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component displayName="Person" accessors="true" {
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property name="Name" type="string";
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property name="MrOrMrsGoodEnough" type="Person";
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property name="UnrealisticExpectations" type="array";
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property name="PersonalHistory" type="array";
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public Person function init( required String name ) {
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setName( arguments.name );
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setPersonalHistory([ getName() & " is on the market." ]);
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this.HotnessScale = 0;
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return this;
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}
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public Boolean function hasSettled() {
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// if we have settled, return true;
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return isInstanceOf( getMrOrMrsGoodEnough(), "Person" );
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}
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public Person function getBestOfWhatIsLeft() {
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// increment the hotness scale...1 is best, 10 is...well...VERY settling.
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this.HotnessScale++;
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// get the match from the current rung in the barrel
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var bestChoice = getUnrealisticExpectations()[ this.HotnessScale ];
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return bestChoice;
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}
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public Boolean function wouldRatherBeWith( required Person person ) {
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// only compare if we've already settled on a potential mate
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if( isInstanceOf( this.getMrOrMrsGoodEnough(), "Person" ) ) {
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// if the new person's hotness is greater (numerically smaller) than our current beau...
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return getHotness( this, arguments.person ) < getHotness( this, this.getMrOrMrsGoodEnough() );
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}
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return false;
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}
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public Void function settle( required Person person ) {
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if( person.hasSettled() ) {
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// this is the match we want. Force a break up of a previous relationship (sorry!)
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dumpLikeATonOfBricks( person );
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}
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person.setMrOrMrsGoodEnough( this );
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if( hasSettled() ) {
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// this is the match we want, so write a dear john to our current match
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dumpLikeATonOfBricks( this );
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}
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logHookup( arguments.person );
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// we've found the mate of our dreams!
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setMrOrMrsGoodEnough( arguments.person );
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}
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public Void function swing( required Person person ) {
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// get our spouses
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var mySpouse = getMrOrMrsGoodEnough();
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var notMySpouse = arguments.person.getMrOrMrsGoodEnough();
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// swap em'
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setMrOrMrsGoodEnough( notMySpouse );
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person.setMrOrMrsGoodEnough( mySpouse );
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}
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public Void function dumpLikeATonOfBricks( required Person person ) {
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logBreakup( arguments.person );
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person.getMrOrMrsGoodEnough().setMrOrMrsGoodEnough( JavaCast( "null", "" ) );
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}
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public String function psychoAnalyze() {
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logNuptuals();
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logRegrets();
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var personalJourney = "";
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for( var entry in getPersonalHistory() ) {
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personalJourney = personalJourney & entry & "<br />";
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}
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return personalJourney;
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}
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private Numeric function getHotness( required Person pursuer, required Person pursued ) {
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var pursuersExpectations = pursuer.getUnrealisticExpectations();
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var hotnessFactor = 1;
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for( var hotnessFactor=1; hotnessFactor<=arrayLen( pursuersExpectations ); hotnessFactor++ ) {
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if( pursuersExpectations[ hotnessFactor ].getName()==arguments.pursued.getName() ) {
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return hotnessFactor;
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}
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}
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}
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private Void function logRegrets() {
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var spouse = getMrOrMrsGoodEnough();
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var spouseHotness = getHotness( this, spouse );
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var myHotness = getHotness( spouse, this );
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if( spouseHotness == 1 && myHotness == 1 ) {
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "Yes, yes, the beautiful people always find happy endings: #getName()# (her ###myHotness#), #spouse.getName()# (his ###spouseHotness#)");
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}
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else if( spouseHotness == myHotness ) {
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# (her ###myHotness#) was made for #spouse.getName()# (his ###spouseHotness#). How precious.");
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}
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else if( spouseHotness > myHotness ) {
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# (her ###myHotness#) could have done better than #spouse.getName()# (his ###spouseHotness#). Poor slob.");
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}
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else {
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# (her ###myHotness#) is a lucky bastard to have landed #spouse.getName()# (his ###spouseHotness#).");
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}
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}
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private Void function logNuptuals() {
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# has settled for #getMrOrMrsGoodEnough().getName()#." );
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}
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private Void function logHookup( required Person person ) {
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var winnerHotness = getHotness( this, arguments.person );
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var myHotness = getHotness( arguments.person, this );
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# (her ###myHotness#) is checking out #arguments.person.getName()# (his ###winnerHotness#), but wants to keep his options open.");
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}
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private Void function logBreakup( required Person person ) {
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var scrub = person.getMrOrMrsGoodEnough();
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var scrubHotness = getHotness( person, scrub );
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var myHotness = getHotness( person, this );
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arrayAppend( getPersonalHistory(), "#getName()# is so hot (her ###myHotness#) that #person.getName()# is dumping #scrub.getName()# (her ###scrubHotness#)");
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}
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}
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INDEX.CFM
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<cfscript>
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/**
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* Let's get these crazy kids married!
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* @men.hint The men who want to get married
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*/
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function doCreepyMassMarriages( required Array men ) {
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marriagesAreStable = false;
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while( !marriagesAreStable ) {
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marriagesAreStable = true;
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for( man in men ) {
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if( !man.hasSettled() ) {
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marriagesAreStable = false;
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sexyLady = man.getBestOfWhatIsLeft();
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if( !sexyLady.hasSettled() || sexyLady.wouldRatherBeWith( man ) ) {
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man.settle( sexyLady );
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}
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}
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}
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}
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return men;
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}
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/**
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* We played God...now let's see if society is going to survive
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* @men.hint The married men
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* @women.hint The married women
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*/
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function isSocietyStable( required Array men, required Array women ) {
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// loop over married men
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for( var man in arguments.men ) {
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// loop over married women
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for( var woman in arguments.women ) {
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// if the man does not prefer this woman to his current spouse, and the women
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// doesn't prefer the man to her current spouse, this is the best possible match
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if( man.wouldRatherBeWith( woman ) && woman.wouldRatherBeWith( man ) ) {
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return false;
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}
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}
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}
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return true;
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}
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// the men
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abe = new Person( "Abe" );
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bob = new Person( "Bob" );
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col = new Person( "Col" );
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dan = new Person( "Dan" );
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ed = new Person( "Ed" );
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fred = new Person( "Fred" );
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gav = new Person( "Gav" );
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hal = new Person( "Hal" );
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ian = new Person( "Ian" );
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jon = new Person( "Jon" );
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men = [ abe, bob, col, dan, ed, fred, gav, hal, ian, jon ];
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// the women
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abi = new Person( "Abi" );
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bea = new Person( "Bea" );
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cath = new Person( "Cath" );
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dee = new Person( "Dee" );
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eve = new Person( "Eve" );
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fay = new Person( "Fay" );
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gay = new Person( "Gay" );
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hope = new Person( "Hope" );
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ivy = new Person( "Ivy" );
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jan = new Person( "Jan" );
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women = [ abi, bea, cath, dee, eve, fay, gay, hope, ivy, jan ];
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// set unrealistic expectations for the men
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abe.setUnrealisticExpectations([ abi, eve, cath, ivy, jan, dee, fay, bea, hope, gay ]);
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bob.setUnrealisticExpectations([ cath, hope, abi, dee, eve, fay, bea, jan, ivy, gay ]);
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col.setUnrealisticExpectations([ hope, eve, abi, dee, bea, fay, ivy, gay, cath, jan ]);
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dan.setUnrealisticExpectations([ ivy, fay, dee, gay, hope, eve, jan, bea, cath, abi ]);
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ed.setUnrealisticExpectations([ jan, dee, bea, cath, fay, eve, abi, ivy, hope, gay ]);
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fred.setUnrealisticExpectations([ bea, abi, dee, gay, eve, ivy, cath, jan, hope, fay ]);
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gav.setUnrealisticExpectations([ gay, eve, ivy, bea, cath, abi, dee, hope, jan, fay ]);
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hal.setUnrealisticExpectations([ abi, eve, hope, fay, ivy, cath, jan, bea, gay, dee ]);
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ian.setUnrealisticExpectations([ hope, cath, dee, gay, bea, abi, fay, ivy, jan, eve ]);
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jon.setUnrealisticExpectations([ abi, fay, jan, gay, eve, bea, dee, cath, ivy, hope ]);
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// set unrealistic expectations for the women
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abi.setUnrealisticExpectations([ bob, fred, jon, gav, ian, abe, dan, ed, col, hal ]);
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bea.setUnrealisticExpectations([ bob, abe, col, fred, gav, dan, ian, ed, jon, hal ]);
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cath.setUnrealisticExpectations([ fred, bob, ed, gav, hal, col, ian, abe, dan, jon ]);
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dee.setUnrealisticExpectations([ fred, jon, col, abe, ian, hal, gav, dan, bob, ed ]);
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eve.setUnrealisticExpectations([ jon, hal, fred, dan, abe, gav, col, ed, ian, bob ]);
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fay.setUnrealisticExpectations([ bob, abe, ed, ian, jon, dan, fred, gav, col, hal ]);
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gay.setUnrealisticExpectations([ jon, gav, hal, fred, bob, abe, col, ed, dan, ian ]);
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hope.setUnrealisticExpectations([ gav, jon, bob, abe, ian, dan, hal, ed, col, fred ]);
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ivy.setUnrealisticExpectations([ ian, col, hal, gav, fred, bob, abe, ed, jon, dan ]);
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jan.setUnrealisticExpectations([ ed, hal, gav, abe, bob, jon, col, ian, fred, dan ]);
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// here comes the bride, duhn, duhn, duh-duhn
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possiblyHappilyMarriedMen = doCreepyMassMarriages( men );
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// let's see who shacked up!
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for( man in possiblyHappilyMarriedMen ) {
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writeoutput( man.psychoAnalyze() & "<br />" );
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}
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// check if society is stable
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if( isSocietyStable( men, women ) ) {
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writeoutput( "Hey, look at that. Creepy social engineering works. Sort of...<br /><br />" );
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}
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// what happens if couples start swingin'?
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jon.swing( fred );
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writeoutput( "Swapping Jon and Fred's wives...will society survive?<br /><br />" );
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// check if society is still stable after the swingers
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if( !isSocietyStable( men, women ) ) {
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writeoutput( "Nope, now everything is broken. Sharing spouses doesn't work, kids.<br />" );
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}
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</cfscript>
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