HAI 1.3

    FAIL, O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  0"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -0"!, OIC    BTW GET -0
    WIN,  O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  1"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -1"!, OIC    BTW GET  1
    "",   O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  2"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -2"!, OIC    BTW GET -2
    ".",  O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  3"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -3"!, OIC    BTW GET  3
    0,    O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  4"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -4"!, OIC    BTW GET -4
    1,    O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  5"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -5"!, OIC    BTW GET  5
    0.0,  O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  6"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -6"!, OIC    BTW GET -6
    1.0,  O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  7"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -7"!, OIC    BTW GET  7

    I HAS A N0 ITZ A NOOB
    N0,   O RLY?, YA RLY, VISIBLE "  8"!, NO WAI, VISIBLE " -8"!, OIC    BTW GET -8

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