HQ9+ is a room. After reading a command: interpret the player's command; reject the player's command. To interpret (code - indexed text): let accumulator be 0; repeat with N running from 1 to the number of characters in code: let C be character number N in code in upper case; if C is "H": say "Hello, world!"; otherwise if C is "Q": say "[code][line break]"; otherwise if C is "9": repeat with iteration running from 1 to 99: let M be 100 - iteration; say "[M] bottle[s] of beer on the wall[line break]"; say "[M] bottle[s] of beer[line break]"; say "Take one down, pass it around[line break]"; say "[M - 1] bottle[s] of beer on the wall[paragraph break]"; otherwise if C is "+": increase accumulator by 1.